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Things I have learned I/we can no longer do
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| Go to the toilet by myself. |
| Look at my mobile on the sofa for more than 5 minutes. |
| Leave the front door open while I’m putting the rubbish out. |
| Blow raspberries in the air without being attacked. |
| Be vigilant not to drop anything or it’ll be eaten. |
| Have a coffee table. |
| Never be without a poo bag in my pocket. |
| Have clean rear car windows. |
| Have a traditional and convenient toilet roll holder. |
| Kick off socks and pick them up later. |
| Get dressed without somebody thinking it’s for a walk. |
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Things I/we now have to do
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| Put my trainers, sliders, slippers on by holding them, one at a time. |
| Be prepared to be greeted like I’ve been away for a week, even if I’ve only returned from putting the rubbish out. |
| Answer how Hector is when someone asks, never about me. |
| Allow the time of a walk to ‘take as long as it takes’ because of compliment stops. |
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